TMI Post (I will spare you the pictures)
This post will describe how close and gross my hubby and I are...when you are with someone for almost 10 years nothing is off limits.
When I was on maternity leave and home by myself with the little one I would get bored sometimes. I only had a little baby to talk to all day. Text messages to my husband while he worked were my only adult talk for the day. Somewhere a long the way the texting got weird.
Colton can poop like no other (told you it was TMI). I swear that sometimes it is more than any adult could ever do in one trip to the bathroom. I should know since part of my profession is helping to clean up other peoples messes. #2s do not gross me out since I dealt with it many times before having a child. But this kid, ugh!
As a joke one day I sent a text to hubby with a pic of his son's most recent work. I know...how do I have time to take a picture of it, as he is moving and grooving all round in his mess. I did though and I started a war. Now whenever I am at work and Colton has a "blow out" I am now privledge to get a text with a photo of it. And I do the same to my husband so his day can be blessed with a gross photo.
We have done this so much now that my phone is full of poop pictures. Whenever I want to show someone a picture of something on my phone I have to scroll through the "artwork" photos quickly so no one will see them. Awakward and embrassing but it is part of our daily life sadly.
WE NEED HELP.
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