Dirty Nursery Rhymes

Last week I talked about story time.  We love lots of books but there is one book that I am deeming inappropriate.  My mother bought this huge nursery rhyme book for Colton.  It is super cute with tons of stories, songs, etc.  While flipping through it I found something that caught my dirty mind.  I am going to type out the nursery rhyme word for word. 

I Love Little Pussy

I love little pussy

her coat is so warm

And if I don't hurt her

she'll do me no harm.

So I'll not pull her tail,

nor drive her away,

But Pussy and I very

gently will play.

Please tell me we are not the only ones with dirty minds here?  Nursery Rhyme Porn is what we call it in this house.  Yes, we know "pussy" means cat but here in this household we call it kitty or cat.  The other word means something different in my vocab.  Colton will not be told this bedtime ryhme!  However, this poem definitely speaks the truth.  I firmly believe if you don't hurt pussy she'll do you no harm!